Aw you can so tell Dan is nervous about it being their first Monday show bless him
Happy 1st of September!
"There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile…
Let’s go home.
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
Does ‘you’re quite stupid’ count as my first anon hate?
I’m quite stupid am I? I’m quite stupid, sure fine.
Paris Hilton and Kim K are not established Hollywood actresses. They did it to put themselves on the map. I know that there are ‘stars’ out there that do it to get ahead, but it’s not them I’m talking about. I am saying that a self-respecting woman who is already huge in Hollywood and doesn’t need to get ahead would not allow photos of herself to be released for publicity. All actresses these days are scrutinised enough by the media and they’re smart enough to know that if naked photos of them get on the internet, they’re gonna get called a slut, because there are shits like that in the world.
In a perfect world, a woman’s naked body would be no big deal, but there’s scum out there who think it’s OK to release these photos without their permission, and there’s scum who think it’s OK to hurl abuse at a woman for doing what she wants in her own home, and for something that was out of her control.
If you try to tell me that celebrities leak their own nude photos for publicity then I am telling you that no self-respecting woman in Hollywood would willingly want to have the world call her a slut and a whore for getting naked in the privacy of her own home.
You know how people are always banging on about “Gain some self-confidence!” “Your life will be better if you have some self-confidence!” “You have to learn how to take a compliment and believe what people tell you.”
But no one ever actually tells you how to go about doing that
What is up with that
Siri find me some self confidence
OK so I bought my sister this vest on the Memory Lane Tour for about £20, it’s 2 years old, but she has never ever worn it and the tag is still on it so I think my boys deserve a better home.
If anyone is interested, I’m giving it a way for the splendidly cheap price of £7 including postage, so I’ll ship it literally anywhere and may throw you a little McFly care package together cos I’m nice like that.
Also if you are already one of my ever gracious and loyal followers you’ll get a discount of having it completely free. Don’t follow me just to get it free, I’ll know.
I have a PayPal, so if anyone at all wants to rehome this lovely garment, just inbox me for details.